Sticker #589: Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Writers to Sell More Books

Sticker #589Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Writers to Sell More Books

Fiction writers are an easy target, but we're looking at you, too, memoirists, auto-theorists, essayists, and other…

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Sticker #590: Free Palestine

Sticker #590Free Palestine

Viva viva Palestina! A sturdy vinyl sticker to slap on your bike, water bottle, car, or anywhere—from the river to the…

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Sticker #591: Cars Kill Empathy

Sticker #591Cars Kill Empathy

Otherwise folks might be a little more concerned about the "killing people, animals, infrastructure, and the…

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Sticker #592: You Parked like an Asshole

Sticker #592You Parked like an Asshole

Cars, man. Sometimes you gotta let them know. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water bottle, laptop, vehicle—or…

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Sticker #593: Normalize Poop Talk

Sticker #593Normalize Poop Talk

Rumor has it that everybody poops, we may as well chat about it. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your water bottle, laptop,…

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Sticker #594: Ask Me about My Blood Sugar

Sticker #594Ask Me about My Blood Sugar

No really, ask me—am I acting weird? I probably need to eat something. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water…

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Sticker #595: Try Fail Try

Sticker #595Try Fail Try

Success, in this economy? We'd rather engage in the generative art of existence and persistence! A sturdy vinyl sticker…

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Sticker #596: Tell Your Story

Sticker #596Tell Your Story

We need it—don't let them tell it for you. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your laptop, bumper, bicycle, or wherever else…

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Sticker #597: Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Philosophers to Sell More Philosophy

Sticker #597Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Philosophers to Sell More Philosophy

Considering how well philosophy sells, it doesn't seem to be working—but the people should be informed! A sturdy vinyl…

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Sticker #598: Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Poets to Sell More Poetry

Sticker #598Existence Is a Scam Dreamed up by Poets to Sell More Poetry

They'll come up with anything to get a book deal these days. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water bottle, or…

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Sticker #599: Punk's not Dead BUT THATCHER, REAGAN, KISSINGER, AND THAT GIRL FROM THE SEX PISTOLS SONG ARE

Sticker #599Punk's not Dead BUT THATCHER, REAGAN, KISSINGER, AND THAT GIRL FROM THE SEX PISTOLS SONG ARE

by Margaret Killjoy Author

Finally! Rot in pieces, up the punks. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water bottle, or anywhere else you want to…

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Sticker #600: I'm here for the cat party

Sticker #600I'm here for the cat party

A cat party is any party where there is at least one cat in attendance, ignoring the rest of the party. AKA, the best…

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Sticker #601: Ask me about menstrual extraction

Sticker #601Ask me about menstrual extraction

Menstrual extraction (or M.E.) is a suction process to pass the entire period all at once, which has the side effect of…

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Sticker #602: Disabled Witch

Sticker #602Disabled Witch

Accessibility is magical. Slap this sticker on your walker, bike, water bottle, book of shadows, or wherever you like…

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Sticker #603: witch business

Sticker #603witch business

What witchy business are you getting up to?Slap this vinyl sticker on your broom, your bike, your book of shadows, your…

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Sticker #604: Utopian Witch

Sticker #604Utopian Witch

Utopia: an imagined place or state of things in which everything is perfect.Dream of a better world, witches.Slap…

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Sticker #605: Rebel Witch

Sticker #605Rebel Witch

Declare your rebellious, magickal nature for all the world to see.Slap this vinyl sticker on your bike, broom, laptop,…

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Sticker #606: I love weird jazz

Sticker #606I love weird jazz

It's just like, weird music that goes on forever. And that's awesome. Tell the world you love jazz and slap this vinyl…

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Sticker #607: Aspiration > Fear

Sticker #607Aspiration > Fear

by Joe Biel Author

In other words, dream big. Don't let the fear hold you back. Slap this vinyl sticker on your water bottle, laptop,…

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Sticker #608: Fuck the Petropatriarchy

Sticker #608Fuck the Petropatriarchy

by Elly Blue Author

What??!!! Petro-masculinity is a thing? Who knew that white-male patriarchy was responsible for, and continues to…

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Sticker #609: The Underground Is Bigger than the Mainstream

Sticker #609The Underground Is Bigger than the Mainstream

by Joe Biel Author

One of Joe's most memorable quotes, in sticker form! Slap this vinyl sticker on your guitar case, helmet, a light pole,…

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Sticker #610: Amazon Instruction Manual

Sticker #610Amazon Instruction Manual

by Larry Law Author

Amazon has spent nearly three decades devaluing the book industry and selling books at a loss. This sticker by…

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Sticker #611: This Machine Kills Fascists

Sticker #611This Machine Kills Fascists

by Larry Law Author

Don't let them get away with it. It is always legal to film cops in public. Connecting with each other is how we…

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Sticker #612: Ask Me What I'm Reading

Sticker #612Ask Me What I'm Reading

by Larry Law Author

This is for anyone reading a murder mystery, or warning whoever is interrupting you that they're about to become the…

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Sticker #613: Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Sticker #613Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me

by Larry Law Author

Throw the book at 'em and read whatever you want. This vinyl sticker can go on your binder, telephone poll, mailbox, or…

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Sticker #614: Fuck the Supreme Court

Sticker #614Fuck the Supreme Court

by Larry Law Author

In 2022, the Supreme Court voted to end Roe vs Wade. We still think that sucks.  Put this sticker on your water bottle,…

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Sticker #616: This Is Our World Now

Sticker #616This Is Our World Now

by Larry Law Author

We like to think that when the marine life takes over, they'll still keep publishing zines. Just, like,…

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Sticker #617: Let's Read Books and Overthrow the Government

Sticker #617Let's Read Books and Overthrow the Government

by Larry Law Author

Read books and overthrow the government. It's a great date night plan.Slap this 2.5" die cut sticker on your e-reader…

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Sticker #618: Fuck Them Book Bans

Sticker #618Fuck Them Book Bans

by Larry Law Author

Book bans are sweeping the world in an attempt to suppress books that are queer and pro-racial justice. Fuck that.Put…

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Sticker #619: Dumpster Fires are the purifying light of a better world being born

Sticker #619Dumpster Fires are the purifying light of a better world being born

by Joe Biel Author

Burn, baby, burn, it's a dumpster inferno! Burn it all down and rise from the ashes to make the world a better…

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