Stickers

You're the proud parent of one mischievous houseplant. Poke fun at those annoyingly proud parents of human children on…

You're the proud parent of a houseplant, and want to let everyone know! Stick this sticker up on any flat surface and…

Books save lives! Celebrate the power of a good book with this sticker. Slap it up on any flat surface you feel like!

Let Ron DeSantis know exactly what you think of his bigotry and homophobia. Slap this sticker up wherever you feel like,…

Let everyone know that you're hard at work with this sticker. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or any other…

Fuck the police! Err, I mean, don't fuck the police. Or do whatever you want. Slap this sticker on your laptop, water…

Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity! Let everyone know that you'd just rather not with this white whale of a sticker. Herman…

Life is a lot of things. But if we can be sure of one thing, it's that its elusively allusive. Grab this sticker and…

Religion is a cult. Oh wait, oops. I just meant everyone else's religion. Not yours! Yours is great. Seriously. Slap…

Let everyone out there know that you're better than them with this sticker. Of course your cult is the best cult around!…

When you know better, you do better. A simple enough statement, and a true one, even if you're having a hard time moving…

The sticker says it all. Read a fucking book! That's, like, our whole deal here at Microcosm. Slap this sticker on your…

You have a beautiful heart. Never forget it.

Could someone please mansplain this to me?

This warning label should appear on more products. Just saying.

The world is perfectly fine being status quo and complacent, said nobody.

If only we could all own and lead such a fantastic ship. Oh, wait, we do and can!

Just in case some folks didn't realize these two things are different (and that one is greater than the other), now they…

Be sure to get your emotional weightlifting workouts in because things are about to get heavy. Also, it doesn't hurt to…

What's not to love about a queer kid, am I right? Show your support for your awesome kid with this spiffy vinyl sticker.

Choose wisely and carefully, and hold onto your power.

Will this be the new chicken-or-the-egg dilemma?

The book really was better. Change my mind. I dare you.

Was the movie really better? Apparently, this sticker thinks so.

If we normalize weirdness and the new normal is weird, but normal, then what will be not normal? Guess we'll have to…

No matter how many times you hear these words, you can still get inspired by them. And now, this sticker can inspire you…

Got stuck? Need motivation? Want help? Tired of struggling alone? Well, do what this sticker says.

We're sorry this sticker exists. (Not really.)

As suggested by a true philosopher of the 20th century, "Maybe Partying Will Help." A sturdy vinyl sticker for your…

Whatever you do, don't noun those nouns. Slap this vinyl sticker on your bike, car, laptop, water bottle, or any other…