Humor

Delight in a cold treat on a sweaty summer day with Vic Liu's salacious, patriotic rocket pop. "Lick me" urges the stick…

A goldfish serenely paddles around its bowl, only a bit nonplused by its sex-positive aquarium decor. Slap this…

Bath time for everyone! Just like you need a regular cleaning and de-greasing, your sex toys need a good soapy scrub…

Imagine you're at the mall, but it's a sex-positive mall for adults and over in the arcade the claw machine is well…

Get your sauces ready to top this scrumptious savory treat—a hot dog in a bun with mustard, or so it seems at first…

A modern treat awaits within this wobbly, neon, unabashedly vintage gelatin salad. Just as you may find yourself…

What else would an eggplant possibly want to eat?

If you're going to be biking around town, you might as well have a cat in your basket who can shoot lasers from her…

Cook something up to expose the machinations of power—why let the fascists have all the fun? A sturdy vinyl sticker…

Fiction writers are an easy target, but we're looking at you, too, memoirists, auto-theorists, essayists, and other…

Cars, man. Sometimes you gotta let them know. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water bottle, laptop, vehicle—or…

Rumor has it that everybody poops, we may as well chat about it. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your water bottle, laptop,…

No really, ask me—am I acting weird? I probably need to eat something. A sturdy vinyl sticker for your bike, water…

Success, in this economy? We'd rather engage in the generative art of existence and persistence! A sturdy vinyl sticker…

Considering how well philosophy sells, it doesn't seem to be working—but the people should be informed! A sturdy vinyl…

A cat party is any party where there is at least one cat in attendance, ignoring the rest of the party. AKA, the best…