Patch #041: My Bike Takes Me Places That School Never Could

Patch #041My Bike Takes Me Places That School Never Could

Even the people who seemed to have a good experience in school seem to endorse the truth of this message! Curatorial…

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Patch #044: Wrench in the Gears

Patch #044Wrench in the Gears

"If it ain't broke don't fix it" hasn't met the punk bike rider movement, until now. Let’s throw a ranch in and get a…

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Patch #055: One Less Car

Patch #055One Less Car

by Matte Resist Author

There’s always a time to celebrate bicycles! Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered why it looked a little…

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Patch #060: Bike Fist

Patch #060Bike Fist

Originally a bit of iconography for organizing bicycle messengers, the ol' bike fist is just as relevant whether you're…

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Patch #078: Put the Fun Between Your Legs (shirt style)

Patch #078Put the Fun Between Your Legs (shirt style)

by Joe Biel Author

It's true! The bicycle is so much fun! Since when have you really been able to enjoy the sights around you when in a…

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Patch #110: Throw Away Corvette

Patch #110Throw Away Corvette

by Joe Biel Author

Put the automobile where it belongs: in the trashcan. Society can't afford to subsidize them. The lobbies are too…

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Patch #120: The Pedal Power Don't Stop

Patch #120The Pedal Power Don't Stop

by Cristy C. Road Author

Until our cities figure out that bicycling transportation saves them money, improves urban health, and simplifies city…

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Patch #131: Towards Car Free Cities

Patch #131Towards Car Free Cities

by Joe Biel Author

Thanks to your car-free diet, you help the ecosystem, cut down on oil waste, and have a better view of the world. This…

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Patch #132: carfree

Patch #132carfree

by Colin Leath Author

Ever be singing in the car but quickly grow quiet when you come to a stop light and don’t want to be seen? Well…

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Patch #160: Literal Fuck Cars

Patch #160Literal Fuck Cars

A very important political message about the nature of our car-centric society. Our lives really do revolve around cars!…

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Patch #197: Put The Fun Between Your Legs (long)

Patch #197Put The Fun Between Your Legs (long)

by Joe Biel Author

Common like seriously, we're talking about bicycling. Get your mind out of the gutter and out into the streets. It’s…

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Patch #199: There's A Special Place In Hell For Bike Thieves

Patch #199There's A Special Place In Hell For Bike Thieves

by Joe Biel Author

Sure someone might be a better person for riding a bike rather than a car, but that doesn’t excuse karma! Say…

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Patch #200: Tandem Riders

Patch #200Tandem Riders

Check out these classic speedsters! We are taking a poll: What is more homoerotic: wrestling or tandem bike racing? It…

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Patch #207: Free Parking

Patch #207Free Parking

by Joe Biel Author

Wait a minute? You’re telling me that it's free ANY time? I may complain about getting rained on from time to…

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Patch #208: Take the Lane

Patch #208Take the Lane

by Ian Lynam Author

Contrary to how it may seem, taking the lane is the safest way to ride a bicycle in places that haven't yet caught up to…

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Patch #210: Monster Bike

Patch #210Monster Bike

by Ian Lynam Author

I have a dirty confession to make. I wish flying over cars with my bike is what I dream about each night. Every time…

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Patch #213: Save $8,000 and smile more

Patch #213Save $8,000 and smile more

by Joe Biel Author

Aside from losing 4,000 or so pounds on your driveway and freeing up the burden of private property imposed on the…

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Patch #214: Ask Me About Freeway Removal

Patch #214Ask Me About Freeway Removal

by Joe Biel Author

There have been murmurs that when Eisenhower, the designer of the interstate highway system, learned that freeways had…

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Patch #215: Road bike

Patch #215Road bike

by Ian Lynam Author

Remember when Snakes on a Plane came out and you could have Darth Vader call your friend and one of the pre-recorded…

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Patch #216: Folding Bike

Patch #216Folding Bike

by Ian Lynam Author

Man, these folding bike people are like a cult! They seem to give up bikes that don't fold and just ride these trusty…

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Patch #217: City bike

Patch #217City bike

by Ian Lynam Author

We saw you checking out the cute person riding the bike that looks like this. Maybe you're too shy to start a…

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Patch #218: Unicycle

Patch #218Unicycle

by Ian Lynam Author

We love bikes but we can't leave out it's sibling. Speaking of equal rights, these unicycle people sure are excited and…

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Patch #219: Cruiser Bike

Patch #219Cruiser Bike

by Ian Lynam Author

we get it. You have over 1000 bells and whistles to customize your bike. But have you taken it to the next level by…

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Patch #230: Live Free or Drive

Patch #230Live Free or Drive

by Joe Biel Author

New Hampshire, the "Live Free or Die" state sits in a nice complement to Oregon, the unofficial "Live Free or Drive"…

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Patch #231: One Less/Fewer Truck

Patch #231One Less/Fewer Truck

by Joe Biel Author

Gotta get the kids to school, collect groceries back from the store, and lumber to the job site? Look no more! Get your…

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Patch #232: Bike Metal Fist

Patch #232Bike Metal Fist

We understand that you've been having trouble expressing your love of bikes and love of heavy metal at the same time.…

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Patch #234: Health and Money

Patch #234Health and Money

by Joe Biel Author

You know, we all keep looking for more ways to improve our health and save money. But the most basic and obvious steps…

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Patch #237: Evolution Gal

Patch #237Evolution Gal

by Joe Biel Author

Let's be honest. Bicycling makes your life better, the world better, and let's you enjoy the breeze on your…

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Patch #239: Car Sabotage

Patch #239Car Sabotage

by Cliff Harper Author

So listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'  You'll shut me down with a push of your button? But I'm out and I'm gone…

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Paved Paradise: How Parking Explains the World

Paved Paradise: How Parking Explains the World

Parking: We all hate it. Massive lots of land dedicated to temporary car storage, which often don't even have enough…

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